πͺ³ποΈ BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS ποΈπͺ³ β*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*β Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: β Community support β Group scratching β Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) β Snacks (probably not) β Emotional healing (maybe) β Humor (definitely) π *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing π *Time:* Whenever someone screams, βI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!β π¬ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia π§Ό *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- π£οΈ **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* β DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. π TOGETHERβ¦ WE SCRATCH BACK. π See more