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A cartoon illustration of five people in pajamas sitting in a room, looking distressed and scratching. A sign behind them reads "BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS" and a banner says "WE RISE...ITCHY BUT UNDEFEATED." A bedbug character sits on a sack with a 'C' on it.

A cartoon illustration of five people in pajamas sitting in a room, looking distressed and scratching. A sign behind them reads "BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS" and a banner says "WE RISE...ITCHY BUT UNDEFEATED." A bedbug character sits on a sack with a 'C' on it.

πŸͺ³πŸ›οΈ BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS πŸ›οΈπŸͺ³ β€œ*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*” Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: βœ… Community support βœ… Group scratching βœ… Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) βœ… Snacks (probably not) βœ… Emotional healing (maybe) βœ… Humor (definitely) πŸ“ *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing πŸ•“ *Time:* Whenever someone screams, β€œI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!” πŸ’¬ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia 🧼 *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- πŸ—£οΈ **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* – DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. 🐜 TOGETHER… WE SCRATCH BACK. 🐜 See more