Create a puppet-show scene of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth as Muppets on a parody military stage. Trump has ridiculously oversized hands and a smug felt face, standing beneath a āTotally Not a Dictatorā sign. Hegseth is beside him wearing camo with medals that say āFake Valorā and āFox News Vet.ā Tanks with smiley faces roll by while a squad of puppet troops goose-step exaggeratedly past. The whole thing looks like a childrenās war pageant directed by toddlers on a sugar high. Ver mais