šŖ³šļø BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS šļøšŖ³ ā*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*ā Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: ā Community support ā Group scratching ā Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) ā Snacks (probably not) ā Emotional healing (maybe) ā Humor (definitely) š *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing š *Time:* Whenever someone screams, āI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!ā š¬ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia š§¼ *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- š£ļø **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* ā DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. š TOGETHER⦠WE SCRATCH BACK. š Ver mais