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A weathered white sign with black German text 'Der Penis ist derzeit außer Betrieb.' ('The penis is currently out of order.') on a red brick wall.

A weathered white sign with black German text 'Der Penis ist derzeit außer Betrieb.' ('The penis is currently out of order.') on a red brick wall.

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