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A humorous cartoon illustration of a man at a gas station looking into his empty pockets with a huge gas bill receipt stretching into the sky.

# J’AI PAS GAGNÉ AU LOTO **Couplet 1** J’arrive à la pompe, Je regarde le prix ! J’ai cru que j’étais Parti pour Miami ! La petite voix me dit : « Crédit épuisé ! » Je voulais faire le plein, J’suis rentré à pied ! **Pré-refrain** À la pompe maintenant, Faut venir accompagné ! Un banquier, un notaire, Et deux témoins pour payer ! **Refrain** J’ai pas gagné au loto, J’ai juste besoin de mon auto ! Pour aller bosser tous les matins, Mais le carburant me coûte un rein ! J’ai pas gagné au loto ! J’veux juste aller au boulot ! Je peux pas faire le plein, Et remplir mon frigo ! **Couplet 2** On nous parle d’efforts, De transition ! Mais pour faire le plein, Faut vendre la maison ! J’ai demandé dix litres, On m’a demandé mon salaire ! J’viens faire le plein, Pas acheter la station ! **Pré-refrain** J’voulais faire le plein, On m’a parlé d’un crédit ! J’ai dû vendre la télé, Pour rentrer chez moi ! **Refrain** J’ai pas gagné au loto, J’ai juste besoin de mon auto ! Pour aller bosser tous les matins, Mais le carburant me coûte un rein ! J’ai pas gagné au loto ! J’veux juste aller au boulot ! Je peux pas faire le plein, Et remplir mon frigo ! **Couplet 3** J’ai trouvé une solution, Pour faire des économies ! Je coupe dans les descentes, Je pousse dans les montées ! Dans les virages, J’me fais remorquer ! Je coupe la clim, Je ferme les fenêtres ! créer une image humoristique en 16.9 ne mets pas de texte dans l'image juste le titre : J'ai pas gagné au loto Ver mais

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