๐ชณ๐๏ธ BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS ๐๏ธ๐ชณ โ*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*โ Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: โ Community support โ Group scratching โ Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) โ Snacks (probably not) โ Emotional healing (maybe) โ Humor (definitely) ๐ *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing ๐ *Time:* Whenever someone screams, โI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!โ ๐ฌ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia ๐งผ *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- ๐ฃ๏ธ **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* โ DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. ๐ TOGETHERโฆ WE SCRATCH BACK. ๐ Mostra altro