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A cartoon illustration of five people in pajamas sitting in a room, looking distressed and scratching. A sign behind them reads "BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS" and a banner says "WE RISE...ITCHY BUT UNDEFEATED." A bedbug character sits on a sack with a 'C' on it.

A cartoon illustration of five people in pajamas sitting in a room, looking distressed and scratching. A sign behind them reads "BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS" and a banner says "WE RISE...ITCHY BUT UNDEFEATED." A bedbug character sits on a sack with a 'C' on it.

๐Ÿชณ๐Ÿ›๏ธ BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿชณ โ€œ*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*โ€ Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: โœ… Community support โœ… Group scratching โœ… Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) โœ… Snacks (probably not) โœ… Emotional healing (maybe) โœ… Humor (definitely) ๐Ÿ“ *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing ๐Ÿ•“ *Time:* Whenever someone screams, โ€œI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฌ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia ๐Ÿงผ *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* โ€“ DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. ๐Ÿœ TOGETHERโ€ฆ WE SCRATCH BACK. ๐Ÿœ Mostra altro