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A police officer and a man in a suit stand in an office with a llama in sunglasses and a tactical vest outside a glass door, next to a broken vending machine.

# James Loose 2 : Opération chaussette caféinée ### (AVEC UN PEU DE CROISSANTS AUX AMANDES) --- ## CHAPITRE 1 : LE RETOUR DU CHAOS --- Le lendemain de sa réintégration dans la police, James Loose entra dans les locaux de la crème de la crème de la de la police New-yorkaise. Le chef l’attendait déjà. Très mauvais signe. *-James.* *-Chef.* *-Avant toute chose, j’aimerais comprendre un détail.* *-Lequel ?* *-Pourquoi y a-t-il un lama dans le parking ?* James regarda derrière lui. Le lama portait des lunettes de soleil et un gilet pare-balles. *-Ah ça ?* répondit James. *C’est mon nouveau véhicule tactique.* *-C’EST UN LAMA !!!* *-Oui, mais il est discret.* Le lama cracha sur un distributeur automatique qui explosa immédiatement. BOUM !!! Silence. James regarda le chef. *-…Il est encore en apprentissage.* Le chef prit une grande inspiration. *-James. Je vais être très clair. Si aujourd’hui il y a UNE SEULE catastrophe…* -*Oui bon, pourquoi vous m’avez convoquez ?* *-James*, dit le chef. *Une catastrophe vient d’avoir lieu.* *-Encore la mairie ?* *-Non. Pire.* Silence dramatique. *-Quelqu’un a volé tout le café de New York.* James pâlit. *-…Même les dosettes ?* *-MÊME LES DOSETTES !!!* Le chef montra ce qui ressemblait à une carte de visite, laissée sur place : “LES CHAUSSETTES CAFÉINÉES FRAPPERONT ENCORE.” Avec une chaussette trempée dans du café. *-Mon dieu*, murmure James. *Des malades.* *-Vous partez à Paris dans une heure.* *-Pourquoi Paris ?* *-Parce que le suspect Voir plus

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