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Photorealistic billboard depicting an angry female realtor holding keys and a shocked woman next to a black SUV, with humorous text.

Photorealistic billboard depicting an angry female realtor holding keys and a shocked woman next to a black SUV, with humorous text.

Make this into a billboard Sandra Greene willingly volunteered to play personal chauffeur for a client named Chris, only to immediately throw a full-blown real estate tantrum about it. I made one innocent, last-second casual observation: "Just wait. The exact second you think Chris is long gone, she’s going to pop up out of nowhere." That simple comment apparently detonated a fuse in Sandra’s soul. She turned around and declared, "She will NOT appear! Because if she does, I am telling her right then and there that I am NO LONGER her agent! Look, I know there are protected classes and all that kind of legal stuff... but Chris taking advantage of me and expecting me to drive her all over Hell's half-acre? I don't have time for that! I am TOO OLD and TOO SET IN MY WAYS to be that accommodating to someone who hasn't even shown me proof of funds! Ain't gonna happen!" First of all... Sandra, you volunteered for the Uber assignment! Nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to play tour guide across the tri-state area. Second, the absolute speed at which she pivoted from professional real estate agent to "I know fair housing laws exist, BUT I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS" was staggering. Going from zero to dropping "Hell’s half-acre" while refusing to drive around someone with unverified finances is pure drama. If you aren't going to check for a pre-approval letter before acting as a free taxi service, that’s between you and your gas tank, Sandra! Voir plus