Comic book style page parodying Star Wars with Oreo cookies as characters and a glass of milk.

OREO WARSEpisode I: The Phantom CremePAGE 1Panel 1Visual: Splash page. The deep, dark vacuum of space, but instead of stars, the background is a massive kitchen pantry at night. Towering boxes of crackers and cereal look like distant skyscrapers.Text (Classic Star Wars Crawl style): "A long time ago, on a kitchen island far, far away... The Cookie Galaxy is in turmoil. The central governance of the OG Oreo Monarchy is crumbling..."PAGE 2Panel 1Visual: Extreme close-up of a perfectly round, dark chocolate cookie face. The intricate Nabisco patterns look like ancient high-tech machinery.OG Oreo (V.O.): "For generations, the Sacred Ratio kept the peace. One part dark cocoa. One part white creme."Panel 2Visual: Wide shot of the kitchen island. At the very center sits a towering, colossal glass of cold milk, radiating a faint, heavenly blue light.OG Oreo (V.O.): "But peace is a fragile wafer. And the milk is running cold."PAGE 3Panel 1Visual: A sprawling battlefield on the grey granite countertop. Laser beams of cinnamon and rainbow sprinkles fly across the panels.SFX: PEW! PEW! ZAP!Panel 2Visual: General Double Stuff Oreo stands behind a barricade made of a fallen butter knife. His midsection is notably thick, acting like a built-in blast shield.Double Stuff: "Hold the line! The Monarchy's forces are thinning out!"PAGE 4Panel 1Visual: A swarm of hundreds of tiny Mini-Oreos wearing clone trooper helmets charging forward, firing miniature crumb-blasters.Mini-Oreo Trooper: "For the Voir plus