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Cinematic record cover of Vin Diesel disguised as a greengrocer named Nigel in a British shop, wearing a wig and fake mustache.

Create a humorous, cinematic record cover for a novelty comedy song titled “Vin Diesel Is Now Unlucky Nigel.” The scene is a slightly shabby, distinctly British traditional greengrocer’s shop, packed with crates of cabbages, carrots, onions, pears, tomatoes, courgettes and parsnips. At the centre stands Vin Diesel, who is clearly trying — and spectacularly failing — to disguise himself as an ordinary local greengrocer named Nigel. He wears an absurdly shiny, oversized dark-brown wig that is slipping sideways down his head, along with a terrible fake moustache that is crooked, partly detached and visibly peeling away. He is wearing an old-fashioned green greengrocer’s apron over casual clothes, holding a paper bag overflowing with carrots. His expression is a mixture of embarrassment, frustration and exhausted resignation, as though he has been caught for the fifteenth time. Around him, customers stare suspiciously. A small child points at him in delighted recognition. A manager stands in the background with folded arms, clearly knowing exactly who he is. A cabbage has fallen onto the floor, vegetables are stacked precariously, and the ridiculous wig is beginning to slide onto a display of celery. The fake moustache is almost completely upside down. Voir plus

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