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Photorealistic image of a man sitting in a flooded room during a storm, with a muddy truck and giraffes outside.

Photorealistic image of a man sitting in a flooded room during a storm, with a muddy truck and giraffes outside.

Woke up to thunder. Third damned night in a row. Rain beatin' hard on the roof and the window. I rolled over cussin', sayin' hear we go again.I ain't seen the stars since I don't know when. Somebody call Noah. Tell him "fire up the boat". Mother Nature's off Her meds and I think we're gonna float. The yard's gone under, the creek's out of bed. Somebody call Noah. Mother Nature's off Her meds. Yea -- Forecast is sunshine -- yea they said that yesterday. Then four in the morning thunder shook me wide awake. My boots stay muddy, my Chevy stays brown. And every time it dries an inch another storm rolls around. If two giraffes walk past my window, I ain't askin' where they're headed. I'm grabbin' my coffee and a cooler and gettin' my ass on with 'em. Somebody call Noah. Mother Nature's off her meds. Rain's all over Her face and water's all over the place. I'm done with thunder. I'm done with gettin' wet. Voir plus