A red car but, a meteor hit the car, then lightning struck the exact spot where the meteor had landed, then the ground underneath started cracking and a sinkhole swallowed half the vehicle, then a once-in-a-century hailstorm turned the remaining panels into something that looked like a crushed soda can, then a tornado ripped it out of the hole and threw it across town into a football stadium, where it landed perfectly on the 50-yard line during a championship game, then a swarm of angry bees built a hive inside the engine bay, then a nearby volcano unexpectedly erupted and covered it in ash, then a freak flood carried it down a river and deposited it on top of a mountain, then a lightning bolt hit it again and somehow turned on the headlights, then a group of squirrels stole pieces of the wiring to build a nest, then a massive ice storm froze it solid for 40 years, then a glacier slowly dragged it across the landscape, then a wildfire melted the paint off but left the license plate untouched, then a giant wave from a once-in-history storm washed it back onto a beach, then a curious elephant pushed it into a ditch, then an earthquake launched it out of the ditch and into a construction site, then a crane accidentally picked it up, thinking it was scrap metal, and dropped it onto a pile of brand-new cars, then a museum bought it because scientists discovered that the meteor inside contained a strange unknown mineral, then a second meteor landed nearby and knocked it into a Voir plus