a cover for a book including these stories THE MIRACULOUS JOURNEY OF BOB RAYMONDSON Bob was a Taxidermy chinchilla. He sat around in a glass box all day. That changed when one day he was taken to a different museum and it was to be by helicopter. That was the day when something was going to happen. They brought out the box and put it into the helicopter and started transporting him over the forest until something crashed through the glass—-an eighty-five year old man in a bird costume. The pilot stated “that is one weird bird.”.Unfortunately the madman's dentures fell out and smashed the lever which dropped him from the helicopter. Into a canyon the chinchilla went inside of his glass box. The waters thrashed, raged, swished, churned, chopped, roared, and generally were ferocious, furious, angry, ticked off, rushing, high tide, and turbulent. Bob looked around the canyon and found packets of gum lying around everywhere in the canyon. The flavor of gum was garlic ‘n’ curry and left a filthy stench along with the moistened yellow ochre dust that gathered and massed around the canyon. ✧・゚:* *:・゚✧ In the dark despair filled depths of the salmonella filled canyon, a fat ebony chinchilla with an undersized shirt which bore the emblem of the lardo divers—a falcon made of bacon with a strange cap on its head. This freak of unnature had a monstrous appetite for creatures, specifically violet taxidermy chinchillas in glass boxes named Bob Raymondson who had a secret crush on Barney Voir plus