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A disheveled, bearded man in stained underwear stands in a filthy kitchen overflowing with beer bottles, holding one. Text: 'Wenn meine Frau auf Ferienfreizeit ist...'

A disheveled, bearded man in stained underwear stands in a filthy kitchen overflowing with beer bottles, holding one. Text: 'Wenn meine Frau auf Ferienfreizeit ist...'

ein bärtiger, langhaariger und ungepflegter mann steht mit fleckiger unterwäsche in einer schmutzigen küche, die über und über mit leeren aber meist aufrecht stehenden bierflaschen mit verschiedenen Markenetiketten bedeckt ist, so dass man kaum freie Arbeitsfläche oder den boden sehen kann. Der Mann schaut etwas traurig aber auch eindeutig betrunken mit schiefer körperhaltung auf eine weitere Flasche in seiner Hand überschrift: Wenn meine Frau auf Ferienfreizeit ist... Voir plus

#humor #kitchen #alcohol

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