đȘłđïž BEDBUG SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS đïžđȘł â*We rise... itchy but undefeated.*â Been bit? Seen a bug? Made accidental eye contact with one crawling across your pillow at 3am? You may be eligible for: â Community support â Group scratching â Public roasting of the bug named Greg (he knows what he did) â Snacks (probably not) â Emotional healing (maybe) â Humor (definitely) đ *Location:* Behind the vending machine, next to that one guy who swears he saw three bugs tangoing đ *Time:* Whenever someone screams, âI FOUND ANOTHER ONE!â đŹ *Dress code:* Pajamas and paranoia đ§Œ *Sanity is optional, but laughter is required.* --- đŁïž **SURVIVOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK:** *"I used to be a deep sleeper. Now I flinch when I see a raisin."* â DeShawn, proud survivor of the Great Blanket War of Tuesday --- No judgment. No shame. Just jokes, healing, and shared hatred of Greg the Bedbug. Bring your stories. Bring your bites. Bring your best bug-swatting form. đ TOGETHER⊠WE SCRATCH BACK. đ Voir plus