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A man in safety glasses and headphones holds a futuristic, silver weapon that fires a cube with a bright muzzle flash.

A man in safety glasses and headphones holds a futuristic, silver weapon that fires a cube with a bright muzzle flash.

The Osmium Cube Launcher Codename: Overkill Takes 5 seconds to load Powered by springs and air pressure Launches osmium cubes at unrealistic speeds Load by 1: Equip with your PPE (noise deleting headphones, hypertinted glasses) 2: retract the titanium spring 3: Insert your cube into the barrel 4: rapidly pump the pressure calibration, the more pumps the higher the speed, every pump does add resistance to each pump. 5: Press the small button near the pump to activate the scope. (Optional, but advised) 6: hold away from chest 6.5: The launcher will then scream BABABOOOOM as soon as you squeeze the trigger 7: squeeze the trigger hard and fast to launch your cube The 10.5cm³ osmium cube shall be spun and launched frictionlessly, making a cool air sound (via a nanoscale hole), into the target, either shattering every bone, or launching them into Valhalla Great for astronautical combat. Why PPE? The speed and force of the launch can (and will) cause an acoustic explosion and a photonic discharge, emitting an impossibly loud sound (like the noise of every bomb exploding + 15.6 supernovas saturated and concentrated into ten milliseconds of pure noise) and an impossibly bright flash (indescribable). What’s the launcher made of? Scientists at H.A.M.M.E.R.S.P.A.C.E have developed an indestructible, lightweight metal alloy, so our guns are specially made from Durabilium (extremely durable metal), Graphite, Iridium, Tungsten, Lead, and the durable metals of planet Psi 36, combined into Ver más