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Cartoon image of six excited dwarfs with different names like 'Awful' and 'Screamy' running through a vibrant green forest, with a banner above them reading 'Rejected Dwarfs!'.

Cartoon image of six excited dwarfs with different names like 'Awful' and 'Screamy' running through a vibrant green forest, with a banner above them reading 'Rejected Dwarfs!'.

Rejected Dwarfs (A fan-made MAD-style "Rejected..." sketch parodying the Seven Dwarfs from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs*)* ANNOUNCER: "Rejected Dwarfs!" (Cheerful fairy tale music plays. The seven rejected dwarfs march across the screen.) 1. Awful ANNOUNCER: "Awful! The dwarf who ruins absolutely everything!" AWFUL: (singing horribly off-key) "🎵 Heigh-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO—" (His terrible singing shatters every window in the cottage. Birds fall out of the sky. A bridge collapses in the distance. The mine entrance caves in.) OTHER DWARFS: "Stop singing!!" AWFUL: "Encore?" (Everything explodes into chaos.) 2. Rewindy ANNOUNCER: "Rewindy! Every sentence... gets stuck on rewind!" REWINDY: "Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-Hi gu-" (The audio keeps rewinding over and over.) GRUMPY: "Will somebody unplug him already?!" REWINDY: "Alrea-Alrea-Alrea-Alrea-Alrea-" (The picture itself starts rewinding repeatedly.) 3. Screamy ANNOUNCER: "Screamy! Everything makes him scream!" A butterfly lands nearby. SCREAMY: "AAAAAAAH!!" A flower blooms. SCREAMY: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!" A tiny bunny waves. SCREAMY: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" DOC: "It's just a bunny." SCREAMY: "AAAAAAAH!! A TALKING BUNNY!!" OTHER DWARFS: "Will you quit screaming?!" 4. Naughty ANNOUNCER: "Naughty! The dwarf with way too many dirty tricks!" (Naughty puts a bucket of mud above the doorway.) DOC walks through. SPLAT! DOC: "Naughty!!" (Naughty replaces Grumpy's pickaxe with a rubber chicken.) GRUMPY: "Naughty!!" (He puts Ver más