A chaotic fast-food diner bathed in flickering neon light, where Kanye West—wearing an oversized, bedazzled "Yeezy Meats" apron—stands frozen behind the counter, wide-eyed, as his new girlfriend (a humanoid, sentient soy plant with heart-shaped leaves) violently uproots the grill with vine-like tendrils. Burgers and steaks fly through the air in greasy arcs while terrified customers dive for cover under tables littered with half-eaten orders. A glowing digital menu board flashes "LAST CHANCE SPECIALS" above a counter sign that reads "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU (for now)" in dripping ketchup-font. Outside the shattered windows, shadowy figures holding protest signs ("NO MORE BEEF IS WEAK!") cheer as the soy-girlfriend's roots burst through the tile floor, engulfing the deep fryers in an organic green wave. See more