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Two men react dramatically in a messy boardroom. One in a suit shouts, while a grease-stained intern recoils from a screen displaying 'A Fresh Perspective on Grease!'

Corporate Rift: Dawn of the Grease Era [Scene: A dimly lit boardroom that looks suspiciously like a broken time machine. Flashing lights, a wobbly projector screen, and a table covered in old coffee stains. Two characters: STEVE, a hyper-caffeinated CEO in a too-tight suit, and DAVE, his long-suffering plus-size intern wearing a grease-stained polo.] STEVE: (pacing dramatically) Many years ago… In the past, people used to drink… Of time. It was common practice. It was a long time ago. DAVE: Aw, It seems like Come on. This is it. STEVE: The… company has expanded its operations. Over the years, the company has grown significantly. In recent years, the number of people working remotely has increased. The number of… DAVE: Plus-Size interns dealing with long-term unemployment? STEVE: Don’t worry. Years of experience and proven results. He drew attention to… A Fresh Perspective on Grease! DAVE: Grease? Ow! STEVE: Yes, yes. Yes in. And you. W DAVE: See? Tough On Grease! STEVE: Just after dawn,… Dawn after dawn. We open the screen. Anew! DAVE: Open the screen? (he slaps the projector) See you later, old timeline! STEVE: The new millennium! It was considered an added benefit. In the past, it was a popular practice. DAVE: (suddenly dramatic) D-WNB! STEVE: What does that even— DAVE: Doesn’t Work, No Bandwidth, bro! STEVE: Numerous studies have shown and examined this issue. Verve! To Era! Rift! DAVE: The rift? This is it. The… rift in the fabric of corporate time! STEVE: And,… DAVE: See more

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