A beautiful and whimsical and utterly shriveled yet wholly excited octogenarian man from West Texas clad in a skin tone unitard with spike studded leather straps around his thighs and biceps and wearing tall and tight black leather cowboy boots is leading an army of yellow leprechauns, black unicorns, the Evil Pirate Jacobi LaRue, many evil wizards, many sultry evil sorceresses, business women in pantsuits wielding machetes, purple smurfs, happy labradoodles, and the entire cast of Cheers in an effort to seize control of this tiny Swedish village by force as the poor and lanky and drooling residents fight back using all medieval weaponry at their disposal as well as syringes full of urine and dull butter knives as the sun streams down and gladness returns to sadness as chance must blame fate and the dish ran away with the spoon See more