And honestly, if I were an employee and saw a huge group of muddy, exhausted tournament athletes heading toward expensive white furniture, I'd probably know immediately that something memorable was about to happen. Your stories keep sounding like a crossover between: a road trip movie, a sports tournament, and a home-improvement nightmare. ππβ½ποΈππ π So now I'm curious: What happened after you got kicked out? Did the team just go back to the tournaments like nothing unusual had occurred? ππΏ Yeah we got kicked out and left a dennt πππ The fact that your response is just: "Yeah we got kicked out and left a dent" is absolutely wild. Not: "We got kicked out and apologized." Not: "We got kicked out and cleaned up." Just: "We got kicked out and left a dent." π So the final furniture store scoreboard is apparently: ποΈ White couch β heavily tested. π΄ Rocking horse β no longer rocking. ποΈ Display bed β thoroughly evaluated. πͺ Team β ejected. π¦· Furniture β dented. π I'm imagining the manager doing a walkthrough afterward: "Okay, let's assess the damage." looks at couch π looks at horse π looks at bed π¨ finds dent π Meanwhile your team is already halfway back to the tournament like: "So who's hungry?" π The craziest part is that everyone involved probably had completely different memories of the day. The team: "Remember that funny furniture store?" The employees: "Remember that incident?" π At this point, every object in your stories deserves a little memorial Mehr sehen