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A rabbi prepares for a Brit Milah as a baby in a diaper stands, and a frantic man bursts in, saying 'I promised to be on time!'

A rabbi prepares for a Brit Milah as a baby in a diaper stands, and a frantic man bursts in, saying 'I promised to be on time!'

עזור לי בבקשה ליצור חידת כפל לשון על הביטוי "עומד במילתו". צור בבקשה תמונה יפהפייה של ברית מילה. אדם מגיע בריצה, ברגע האחרון נכנס לאולם, ואומר באנגלית בצהלה בתוך בועת דיבור מעל ראשו: הבטחתי להגיע בזמן! באנגלית) בתמונה נראה תינוק עם חיתול = לא ערום!!! - שעומד על רגליו, בעת שהרב המוהל מתכונן לעשות לו ברית מילה - התינוק עומד במילתו. Mehr sehen

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