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Lively outdoor night party featuring fire dancers, a bustling bar, and various food stations, all illuminated by colorful string lights.

Lively outdoor night party featuring fire dancers, a bustling bar, and various food stations, all illuminated by colorful string lights.

Tonight's party is gonna SUCK! Just kidding! Man, tonight's party is gonna tear six kinds of new ass. First of all, the theme is Machete Madness. I have all these machete-based activities: a timed contest where you hack your way through a length of simulated forest, a doner kebab where you machete your own meat off the wheel, a machete arts teacher, a booth where you can buy sorts of machetes, and a performance by Machetes de Fuego, this awesome machete performance troupe outta Quito. Since machetes seem kind of South American, I had Dimitri drop off a couple pallets of tequila, cachaca, rum, and all the fixins. Gonna make us some mad mojitos and caipirinhas! Also this mornin' in the Tasting Lab I worked up a recipe for a new drink called the Piso Mojado, which has three kinds of mezcal and icy grape puree. It gets you donked in a hurry. Mehr sehen