Create a seamless repeating custom wrapping-paper pattern inspired by The Clan of the Cave Bear, but humorously transplanted into the real world of a modern 15th-floor business-casual office. The central character is a striking, athletic blonde woman in her early 30s, with long thick blonde hair, some loose braids, strong features, and an unmistakable prehistoric/Cro-Magnon-inspired aesthetic reminiscent of the world of The Clan of the Cave Bear. She should look powerful, capable and badass, not like a fantasy princess or a sexualized pin-up. The joke is the contrast: she is simultaneously a prehistoric woman and a completely normal modern office employee. Create a variety of small, charmingly detailed repeating vignettes: The blonde prehistoric woman sitting confidently at a modern office desk, typing on a computer while dressed in business-casual office clothing. She is on a Teams/video meeting, looking intensely serious while coworkers appear completely ordinary. She is walking through a modern 15th-floor office hallway carrying a laptop and coffee, while subtly retaining prehistoric/Viking-inspired details in her clothing, jewellery and hairstyle. She is making coffee in the office kitchen, looking as though she has just survived an Ice Age. She is sitting in a boring staff meeting, surrounded by modern office furniture, looking like she would rather be hunting mammoths. She is battling the office photocopier with the same determination someone might use to fight a cave Mehr sehen