MY FIRST JOB BE LIKE — VOICEOVER SCRIPT ElevenLabs-ready plain text. 1,417 words. Approx. 8:45 at 2.7 words/sec. VOICES: narrator (lead) · Doug (manager) · Kenny (veteran) · Marcus · the woman Formatting notes: all numbers spelled out, no all-caps, no markdown, no stage directions. No speaker labels anywhere in Part 1 — paste it straight in. Part 2 is a lookup for which lines belong to which voice if you're generating them separately. Punctuation is doing pacing work — the short sentences and full stops are intentional. Don't smooth them out. ================================================== PART 1 — FULL SCRIPT IN ORDER ================================================== Everybody tells you your first job builds character. That's a lie your parents agreed on. Your first job doesn't build character, it deletes it, one shift at a time, until you're standing in a walk-in freezer at nine at night asking a box of frozen fries what your plans were. I made nine dollars an hour and gave up about forty dollars of dignity per shift, so mathematically, I was paying them. And everybody who's never had a job needs to sit down for this, because you think you know what this is. You've seen the uniform, you've been the customer, you've watched some kid fumble a drink lid and thought, yeah, I could do that. You could not do that. There is a version of you that only exists between four and nine on a Thursday, and you have never met him, and I promise you're not going to like him. So the Mehr sehen