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Photorealistic surreal scene of Vin Diesel in a bad wig and moustache working as a British greengrocer.

Photorealistic surreal scene of Vin Diesel in a bad wig and moustache working as a British greengrocer.

Surreal, absurd, comedic British greengrocer, retro record cover, garish 1970s colours, Vin Diesel in an outrageously bad disguise, terrible brown wig, crooked fake moustache, deadpan expression, vegetable shop counter, crates of carrots and cabbages, handwritten price signs, confused customers, fluorescent shop lighting, shabby British high-street shop, dramatic portrait pose, deliberately low-budget disguise, eccentric, kitschy, chaotic, tongue-in-cheek, vintage album typography, bold lettering, satirical, photorealistic but ridiculous. Album title: “VIN DIESEL IS NOW UNLUCKY NIGEL”. Mehr sehen