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A newspaper headline 'Minas Lochplatte war schuld!' with a blood-splattered plate, a knife, and a broken smartphone showing a map.

Create an image of the German tabloid newspaper "Berliner Express" (with a red logo) with the headline: "Minas Lochplatte war schuld!" and the subheading: "Komplizierte Abholanweisungen treiben immer mehr arglose Kleinanzeigen-Käufer in die Arme der AfD" The article below begins with: "Wer kann es ihnen verdenken? Die Anforderungen werden immer haarsträubender. Neuerdings werden arglose Kleinanzeigen-Kunden immer öfter zu eigenen Google-Eingaben und gedanklichen Transferleistungen genötigt, manche mussten Preise selbst zusammenrechnen, sogar mehrstellige! Und wenn man - verständlicherweise - von diesen komplizierten Anweisungen überfordert ist, wird man gemobbt. Soweit ist es nun schon. Diese skrupellosen Lochplattenverkäuferinnen spalten die Nation! ..." Illustrated by a photo showing a perforated plate with blood splatter and a knife sticking in it. Next to it we see a smartphone with a broken display showing a highly complicated google maps route. Please make sure to keep ALL German texts from between the quotes in this prompt unchanged and readable. Mehr sehen

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