Eevee entering a gurning championship arena—tiny, fluffy, and normally adorable—but now attempting the most absurd face ever seen on such a small Pokémon. Eevee’s round, sweet face is twisted into an unbelievable gurn. Its soft muzzle is scrunched upward so tightly that the nose wrinkles into a tiny crumpled bump. The mouth stretches dramatically sideways, far wider than it should go for such a small creature, forming a lopsided grin that reveals a chaotic mix of tiny sharp teeth and squished gums. One cheek is puffed outward like it swallowed a berry sideways, while the other cheek collapses inward, creating a strange dent in the fluff. The fur around its mouth bunches and ripples as if the expression is physically compressing the fluff itself. The eyes are completely mismatched in expression. One eye bulges wide open—round and shiny like a marble—while the other eye is squeezed shut in a dramatic squint. The eyebrow ridge above the open eye arches high, giving Eevee a wild, almost shocked look, like it surprised itself with how extreme the gurn became. Its big triangular ears, normally perky and balanced, have lost all coordination. One ear sticks straight up like a proud flagpole, while the other twists sideways and slightly backward, as if the face distortion somehow pulled the ear along with it. Eevee’s tongue sticks out the side of its mouth, slightly flattened and bent where the crooked grin forces it through the teeth. The tongue wiggles just enough to make the Mehr sehen