Wen Many years ago... Newsdesk: Good morning, everyone. We begin today with a developing story that is rapidly becoming a worldwide mystery. Multiple reports are flooding in from across the United States and around the globe: All hair stylists, Cosmetologists, and Nail Salon experts have disappeared. Our field team is on the ground bringing you the latest. “Anchor, we have a live satellite feed — what’s happening at your location?” The camera cuts to a clearly panicked field reporter standing in front of an eerily empty hair salon. The reporters' hair is still perfectly styled from the day before, but reporting with unnecessary hysteria. "THANK YOU! WE ARE HERE AT HAIR, COSMETOLOGY, and NAIL SALON, WHICH HAS BEEN COMPLETELY EMPTY SINCE YESTERDAY! PEOPLE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET THEIR HAIR STYLED, NOR NAILS TRIMMED FOR AT LEAST TWENTY-FOUR HOURS… AND CITIZENS ARE GETTING WORRIED! THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" “Uh… I’m not hearing any wind. Why are you yelling?” the anchor asks from the studio. “I DON’T KNOW!!! I’M KIND OF FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! SORRY. I mean, sorry,” the reporter shouts back. The broadcast continues with a montage of similar scenes from major cities. Salons stand abandoned. Barbershops are dark. Nail Salons are empty, Stylists are simply… gone. Back in the city, the reporter approaches the one person who doesn’t seem bothered — an older person sitting casually on a bench outside the shop, sipping coffee. “Excuse me, do you have any Mehr sehen