Character: A bizarre anthropomorphic wooden creature resembling a living wooden baseball bat or crude wooden training dummy. The entire body is made from a single rough, elongated piece of medium-to-dark brown wood. The character has an extremely simple, primitive humanoid shape: a tall cylindrical wooden torso that gradually narrows and expands irregularly, two thin wooden arms extending from the upper sides, and two long, thin wooden legs extending downward. The proportions should be intentionally awkward, crude, and uncanny. Head and face: The head is essentially the upper portion of the wooden body, with no separate realistic human head. Give it a rough, rounded wooden surface with visible natural wood grain, cracks, dents, knots, scratches, and uneven texture. The face has two small, simple dark eyes and a wide, crude, unsettling mouth. The facial expression should look strangely blank yet menacing and absurd, matching the recognizable meme appearance. Do not make the face handsome, realistic, cute, or conventionally monstrous. Body texture: Extremely detailed natural wood grain throughout the entire character. Include vertical grain lines, irregular grooves, cracks, small knots, chipped edges, dents, weathering, and subtle variations in brown coloration. The wood should look old, dry, coarse, and unfinished rather than polished or manufactured. Preserve the primitive low-detail silhouette while making the physical wood texture highly detailed. Pose: Standing upright in Mehr sehen