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A bearded man in a t-shirt and jeans stands on a stage with a microphone and a pink energy drink can, gesturing while performing.

New format. It's mostly me practicing stand-up but to get the old format out of my system, to warm up my mouth so I'm not doing bitty bitty beep beep on stage. By the way, what do you think of the name David J. Bleep? David J. Bleep. Just a thought. So what I'll do is start the episode with my normal ramblings. Dead air, etc. Relax. Drink my Rockstar energy drink. Zero sugar. Dragon fruit. Just be like a little mini Dear Grace, which has no purpose anymore. Dear Grace was great while it lasted. And I'm pretty sure there's somewhere between 1,500 and 3,000 usable jokes within all that material. But that's enough. Now it's time to practice. I can't do an hour with a database of 1,500 to 3,000 jokes in my back pocket, so to speak. Then I'm a loser. However. Another thing I'm trying is not doing this at the park because there's too many distractions. Too many cute kids. Babies. Etc. While Gimpy may fly in the trees around here, he never comes down to the ground. So even he can't interrupt me. When I move into stand-up mode, Grace, it'll automatically be the end of this episode. So when you hear "Hi, I'm David blah blah blah," then you know that Dear Grace is over and it's me just flailing over whatever pops into my head. First we can take a break, enjoy the sun. Don't think there's anything else that's bothering me other than the fact I'm going to say 3,000 jokes. Temper episode. Either when extracted or after extraction. There's going to be a whole bunch of other jokes that Mehr sehen

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